“Why are you so dressed up?” –Randy Campbell, Team Detroit job interview

“You can’t go around this city with hair like that.” –Bob Michaels, RjM job interview

I’m Adam Meller, an Associate Creative Director in the city of Chicago.

I was born on April Fool’s Day in 1985. When the doctor told my mom it was boy, she thought he was joking because she was hoping for a girl. I’ve been disappointing her to this day.

I was a cute kid once.

One of my nicknames is Maverick.

I got my first tattoo at 25.

I lived in Jackson, Michigan for three years. The Michigan State Prison and a resident superhero happen to be located there.

I worked at RjM, which was once known as RJ Michaels, Inc. Helping it shed its conservative shell was my swan song.

I partied at Michigan State University for four years.

I was born in Detroit, moved to the suburbs, but moved back to the city in 2011. I then moved to Chicago in 2013.

I’ve been to the International Advertising Festival in Cannes.

I think 80’s-era KISS is way underrated.

I’m a connoisseur of the sandwich and air guitar virtuoso.

My grandma is better than your grandma.

Talk to me here or follow me on Twitter here.